domingo, 21 de junio de 2009

Che ma, dame una peluca... y tus documentos



Con una peluca canosa, los documentos de la nona, una falda y un bastón pedorro, nos podemos llenar de guita, bueno, por lo menos en Yankilandia donde, aparentemente, uno puede disfrazarse de viejo y cobrar jubilación (si en EE. UU. Se puede, que nos quedara a nosotros).

¡¿Necesitas guita?!¡¿Tu vieja estiro la pata?! ¡¿Pateas medio para el otro lado?! ¡Seguí los pasos de nuestro amigo Thomas Parkin! MATA A TODOS LOS PAJAROS DE UN TIRO, disfrázate de tu vieja (y cho*a) y anda a cobrarle la jubilación, TOTAL: ya pichó, de seguro te lo va a agradecer.

Claro este flaco habra pensado “¡Uy! pobre mi vieja, la enterraron tres metros bajo tierra, adentro de un jonca y encima muerta ¡¿Cómo va a hacer para ir a cobrar al banco?! Ah, ya se, voy yo así no se enoja y no me pega”. Al mas estilo Mr. Chapa, fue a su casa agarro las cosas de la madre “Me pongo las cositas de mamita, y después voy a cobrar porque sino no me dan la platita ¡¿Vez ma que no soy ningún boludo como me decías cuando era chiquito y que me tirabas con la plancha… enchufada?!”.

De ahí derecho al ANSES de Unaited Esteits of Norte America a cobrar la platita de la mamucha a quien tenía embalsamada en la camucha (8), después de desenterrarla y darle de tomar cera de vela… caliente.

Después de 6 años haciéndole los mandados a su madre (porque el chabon de chico era muy vago y no iba a comprar el pan decidió recuperar el tiempo perdido, sin contar que le faltaban unos tornillos), la policía de esta super potencia mundial que tiene un sumcurule de sabores, lo citaron porque descubrieron que habia tirado un paquete de criollitas en la via publica, lo que es delito en USA.

Cuando la policia lo vio no tardaron en darse cuenta de que era un huevon disfrazado de vieja (cho*a), asi que lo metieron en cana por tener cara de boludo, tener 40 años y seguir viviendo con su vieja… que estaba muerta.


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